urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:lakini_phallic lakini_phallic lakini_phallic 2008-04-03T17:14:43Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:lakini_phallic:1308 2008-04-03T17:14:43Z 2008-04-03T17:14:43Z <a href="http://s3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/oprahkevorkian/?action=view&amp;current=sausagefactory.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/oprahkevorkian/sausagefactory.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><br /><br />HEY MAN CHECK MEEEE OUT urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:lakini_phallic:1240 2007-03-31T04:00:26Z 2007-03-31T04:00:26Z Someone linked this journal on the Encyclopedia Dramatica Entry on my big guy Dan! Way to go internet!<br /><br />I and Dan have been in LA for a while now, and even though he thinks its for some bullshit gothic "DJing gigs"(he owns a lot of CDs, whoop dee fucking doo), I've been meeting with some big agents, discussing my contracts for some major motion picture deals I'm set to appear in. I can't mention anything right now because of legal reasons, but watch out for someone's cameo in SPIDER-MAN 3, SCORE! After that, I've been in talks to play some pretty huge parts, and rightfully so since I'm the biggest thing to hit LA since the earthquakes!<br /><br />See you all on the big screens(they'll need an IMAX for me!!!!)!<br /><br />~Dan's Dong urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:lakini_phallic:908 2006-12-28T04:23:45Z 2006-12-28T04:23:45Z My Danners is being such a cheeky monkey on gothmusicshare! Thats so like him, that saucy bastard!<br /><br />What's new with me you ask? Well, last week was the NYDECAY dance night at Rebel, the club formerly known as The Buttcave, and what a good time it seemed like. Of course I was all crammed in those tight gothic trousers, but I heard some rocking tunes, and judging from the amount of shifiting I did I bet my Dan sure got his dance on! I bet he ever SERVED a nigga or two!<br /><br />Or three!<br /><br />Christmas was good to me, I got my annual visit and salute from The President and Japanese tourists came to take a lot of pictures of me and point and speak in their gibberish hong-kong-phooey language. <br /><br />I am interested in putting up a FAQ section on my profile, which is rather sparse at the moment, so please send your questions in the form of a comment! No subject is tabboo(except Polina's ladyparts, those are in fact TABOOO, I am preventing much strife and being yelled at in funny talk). <br /><br />Adieu!<br /><br />~Lakini Phallic urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:lakini_phallic:747 2006-12-18T03:39:22Z 2006-12-18T03:39:22Z Hey guys! Its me, ya'll know me. Well, not like you really have a choice. Just thought that after all these years I'd finally get me one of these ol' fashioned LJ-a-ma-bobs, since I'm more famous than Dan ever will be. I just need a place to vent, being crammed into his tight plaid pants all day, and the only time I'm ever let out I'm either being beaten or yelled at by a lady who talks really funny. What's up with that?<br /><br />So yeah, thats me! I hope we can all be the best of internet friends on the internet!<br /><br />~Lakini Phallic