lakini_phallic

I LIVE

Thu, 03 Apr 2008 17:14:43 GMT

HEY MAN CHECK MEEEE OUT

Sat, 31 Mar 2007 04:00:26 GMT

Someone linked this journal on the Encyclopedia Dramatica Entry on my big guy Dan! Way to go internet!

I and Dan have been in LA for a while now, and even though he thinks its for some bullshit gothic "DJing gigs"(he owns a lot of CDs, whoop dee fucking doo), I've been meeting with some big agents, discussing my contracts for some major motion picture deals I'm set to appear in. I can't mention anything right now because of legal reasons, but watch out for someone's cameo in SPIDER-MAN 3, SCORE! After that, I've been in talks to play some pretty huge parts, and rightfully so since I'm the biggest thing to hit LA since the earthquakes!

See you all on the big screens(they'll need an IMAX for me!!!!)!

~Dan's Dong

oh darn it.

Thu, 28 Dec 2006 04:23:45 GMT

My Danners is being such a cheeky monkey on gothmusicshare! Thats so like him, that saucy bastard!

What's new with me you ask? Well, last week was the NYDECAY dance night at Rebel, the club formerly known as The Buttcave, and what a good time it seemed like. Of course I was all crammed in those tight gothic trousers, but I heard some rocking tunes, and judging from the amount of shifiting I did I bet my Dan sure got his dance on! I bet he ever SERVED a nigga or two!

Or three!

Christmas was good to me, I got my annual visit and salute from The President and Japanese tourists came to take a lot of pictures of me and point and speak in their gibberish hong-kong-phooey language.

I am interested in putting up a FAQ section on my profile, which is rather sparse at the moment, so please send your questions in the form of a comment! No subject is tabboo(except Polina's ladyparts, those are in fact TABOOO, I am preventing much strife and being yelled at in funny talk).

Adieu!

~Lakini Phallic

Hello Internet!

Mon, 18 Dec 2006 03:39:22 GMT

Hey guys! Its me, ya'll know me. Well, not like you really have a choice. Just thought that after all these years I'd finally get me one of these ol' fashioned LJ-a-ma-bobs, since I'm more famous than Dan ever will be. I just need a place to vent, being crammed into his tight plaid pants all day, and the only time I'm ever let out I'm either being beaten or yelled at by a lady who talks really funny. What's up with that?

So yeah, thats me! I hope we can all be the best of internet friends on the internet!

~Lakini Phallic