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lakini_phallic's Journal

Created on 2006-12-18 03:24:04 (#11848049), last updated 2008-04-03

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Name:lakini_phallic
Location:Dan's Pants, New Jersey, United States
Bio
Hey ya'll. I'm Lakini Phallic, the oversized and underappreciated appendage of my big guy, Dan! I am quite the interesting fellow, I've been known to be quite the hit at parties, and sometimes I've even been known to cause a solar eclipse. Even though Dan thinks he's the show, the real deal is the Dong Glorious, y'heard?

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bacon cheeseburgers, being gigantic, being used a slide, blocking the sun, deathrock magazine, destroying little hipster girls, eating sushi, finding myself on googlemaps., good glass of wine, having an elbow, inspiring fear and awe, reruns of mr. magoo, russian dances, scaring small children

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LJ Talklakini_phallic@livejournal.com
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